Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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