Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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