I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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