he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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