Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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