erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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