So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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