dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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