Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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