IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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