The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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