did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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