You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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