yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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