You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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