You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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