So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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