I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die