Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.