But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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