Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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