He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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