I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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