I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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