I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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