so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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