But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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