I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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