I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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