I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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