i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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