why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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