My friends, they love my intelligence
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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