My liver just broke up with me...
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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