I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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