Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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