bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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