i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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