Got a toothbrush?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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