**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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