Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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