All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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