Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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