Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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