I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?