You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Acid is not a monday night drug
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It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug