If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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