is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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