Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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