I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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