If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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