That's intense
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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