You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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