Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize