in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.