oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.