he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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