NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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