Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
do nipples grow back?
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