Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize