why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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